STARDATE 02/20/2024
ATTENTION! A new effect pedal has been spotted in the Mountainking Galaxy…PLEASE STAND BY FOR TRANSMISSION…
BEGIN TRANSMISSION….After many years of sporadic glimpses and teases of possible things to come we now have confirmed information from our reconnaissance scouts that a new distortion device has been spotted at the event horizon of the black hole at the center of the Mountainking Galaxy. This device, that we are calling the “PWR”, is capable of gain levels the likes of which even Cthulhu has never seen and sustain durations can only be counted in terms of eons. It’s heaviosity levels are off the charts and off the chain, like all devices from the Mountainking Galaxy, and while most of the devices from is this part of the known universe have been labelled “fuzz” the PWR has that cranked full stack crunch that most of us have come to simply call “distortion”. We expect to have much more information on this new device and it’s availability in about a week. Please follow Spaceship Mountainking via our Instagram transmissions for the last news and updates on our journey in search of Heaviosity….END TRANSMISSION
